Especially on a hot day

Amateur...you can still see the people.

"I am a little upset" - lol!!

Buy 2 - one for eating, one for stroking provocatively

Bless those good people who helped him.

Better a final front-ear than a final front-bottom.

Slippery af

Thank you, lads and ladies. https://twitter.com/itvcalendar/status/1060936862695596033

Please tell me that's photoshop. They're giving me the heebie-jeebies. I imagine them crawl-slapping their way across the floor...

This dog made my day

I heard that in a Scottish brogue.

Used this mnemonic when I met my first coral snake. Red next to yellow... time to go!

I drew these damn things all the time, screwed 'em up a lot.

Able was I ere I saw Elba.

Crapped his wetsuit

What if he wears a turtleneck?

Must not emotionally blackmail me.

I was once served a cup of coffee that - when I'd drunk 2/3 of it - turned out to have a large, dead spider in the bottom (accident).

Dialling right now...

You need to shave.

That hen is kidding herself if she thinks she's a size 4.