I'm there with you now, brother.

I have not aged well.

I hope there is this.

censi

I pmsl over this. Proselytize Mohammedans, Slay Later.

This is a sociopath in the making

I have to admit I snorted.

Jimmy Carter's hand.

Your eyes open blearily. "Mommy I fwowed up."

He was a fallen angel after all. Beelzebub doesn't have quite the same ring.

I can't understand why Trump is getting involved. Anyone would think this person had been illegally detained in a 3rd world prison. It's Sweden for crying out loud, let the justice system execute (pun intended).

Or is your aunt freakishly small?

I wish I had a mystery toad man.

After all this time, this cat continues to crack me up.

Carpaccio ftw

Bagels, cream cheese, fruit salad AND cookies. I do not want stick.