I have days like this too

Pshaw

Ze frank just uploaded an ostrich mating dance video. Hilarious!

Light banana

The woods are chilly at 3am. Dress warmly.

Where are her nipples

Steel Magnolias

That's awesome - Swedish also has "No cow on the ice" but the others are new to me

Looks like an olive in a bowl of tomato soup

Isn't this the animal that throws its babies at predators? Maybe it's happiness, maybe it's xanax.

Happens to me most times I give blood, as my veins are difficult to get the needle into and then difficult to keep the blood flowing. It's worth it.

Yes, my new year's resolution is to be more tolerant *ass explodes*

What a loving parent.

Well the frogs seem happy

I've used a French press exclusively for years. It makes the BEST cold brew too, I just leave it unpressed overnight, press in morning and I'm ready for work!