This is *my* butthole

I have a tool I like to use
In fact it is a cunning ruse
It lets me see off to the side
So that my prey can never hide
I'm grey above and white beneath
I don't have bones except my teeth
So though a tool is in my name
To use me so would be a shame

That's the one!!!! Thank <3

I would die for Maisie

Swedish: vän

Goldo reflects my mood pretty accurately

Man up and let your projectile diarrhea loose elsewhere

Equal-opportunity murderers

A highland cow will always fit because I would rather pet the cow than most people

A silver treat
Tho I am smol
I swim wif friends
In great big ball
The seals they monch
The sailfish too
I hide in tins
And visit you

He looks like he's wearing heels

Grandpa's a fox

Swedish: ja
or if you really mean it: jajamensan

No, his mind is not for rent to any god or government