I think a more fitting punishment would be to be passed around among the orcs. Now I'll bet one of you will tell me there is porn for this

I'm too tired to respond properly, so I will simply state that I concur. I have been convinced since George W. Bush's 2nd term that the political polarization of the US is not only increasing, but doing so at an insurmountable rate. I do not consider that any president since Reagan has had impressive skill in unification (and he had a fantastically easy external foe). I have been bandying the phrase civil war about for several years, much to my peers' amusement and disdain. I fear war, dissolution or major government shift is unavoidable (although it may take another 15 years to come to a head), unless the US creates a unifying external foe again. Wait, is that Xi Jinping waiting in the wings?

The eagle is male

I cannot upvote this enough @guest_ at least I negated the downvote.

Only if I can be the Sultan of Swing

What the hell is horny jail

It tastes like rose-scented snot

Terry :-(

No worries :-)

I'm not. I am an obsessive cleaner, so when I read this I immediately felt the bathroom was neglected.

Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks'!