I categorize my underwear into "comfy ass" and "up the ass" and THEN dimension them for shitting myself twice a day

I read your name as "ikea punk" and now I can't stop thinking about that

We all need to see this

Just like my floor

The wine is great. The history is full of ups and downs like everyone's. Paris is simultaneously awesome and god-awful as only large cities can be. The people? Great as personal friends, complete bastards to work with. Long experience here.

What a twat.

Ffs he's doing his best.

OLM

Well that just makes him sexier

Take me with you, you sexy genius

I would die for Pancake

I would like 3 small pizzas please

behold cheese

Sexy as hell

That's your third glass, Susan.

I'm more then twice that and I still enjoy getting stuffed with a banana

Amazing

Source please. Asking for important frog research purposes not at all because this made me snort tea all over myself.

So I started blasting

Is she yodeling?