Wow this is spot on for my personality

I used to say that "sorry sweetie, you can't have that, it has alcohol in it." He's 13 now so that argument doesn't work anymore.

Kelvin-Helmholtz instability! I love seeing these in clouds, always watch for them.

I don't care if someone calls this boomer humor, I still chuckled (am Gen X).

Time to take your antiviral medicine

Do not yeet!

Wow that's gross

It does get bigger every year

Chinook wind

I really am tired of this anti-English trend. It's not ok to single out a nation for harassment any more than it's ok to do so based on gender, skin color, age or sexual orientation. It's high time we got back to picking on the French.

Where is cheese

I love Terry so much

I learned to always measure from the 1 (cm, in) mark

Where is the link to the Borg distance learning classes?

Put some Windex on it

William the Bastard

Think outside the crust. I pour the melted cheese directly in my mouth.

Copy that.