*makes delicious crispy waffle for bear and one for @mr_pigeonwizard * so have you decided what we're watching?

Ni!

Phase 2: Heat up the waffle iron and put on Netflix

I've actively avoided the news since the US election. I've been studying maps from the 1600s instead - SO FASCINATING. Pick your area of nerdery and go for it!

Wow sorry to be such a downer. Not having a good month. I agree that when 2 people are in love they should say I love you so many times per day that it nauseates everyone else ;-)

I came here to whine about cheese identification. Nice to see you guys are on the ball (cheese ball).

Sigh. I missed that memo :-(

Seymour

Eggs

Yeah, anus seeds

How will you address this terrorist threat @mr_pigeonwizard

Ruh roh

I took another wrong turn. Am in Severnaya Zemlya. Haaalp send pigeons

Thanks, but I am only a student! Not published yet ;-)

I wrote a paper a few months ago on H. sapiens migration to and diffusion within North America based on coprolitic evidence. One of my sources (below) used parasite egg count as a health indicator, providing me many a chortle at the thought of those dedicated archaeologists sifting through turds:
https://parasitesandvectors.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s13071-018-2729-4

Shit I'm in Jukkasjärvi

Errm ok but it will be a few days. He's in a friend's garage... I just have the seat here (needs restuffing and restitching).