* tumbleweed rolls by *

I bet his family thinks it's just a phase

Avocado toast

My DMs by the sound of it ;-)

Oh my, I'd better heat up the waffle iron again! *gets out snacks and canoodling blanket* What time will you get here?

Are you trying to say that we should handle the canoodling ourselves as spicy catnoodle is not qualified? *waggles eyebrows suggestively*

And that's exactly what you want to do with the spicy canoodle! Well maybe not exactly amorously...

It's in disguise

Agree! I use mushroom ketchup on everything!
https://youtu.be/29u_FejNuks

You mean a canoodle

Kinky

Being ginger

One time my cat brought in an entire red squirrel through the cat door. Not a mark on it, but extremely dead. He must have backed in with the squirrel in his mouth o.O

Many's the night I've been awakened to the sounds of some poor creature squeaking for its life as my cat toyed with it. The best method is to never hesitate, just dive right in and grab mousikins by his tail. Run outside with him, let him limp off to freedom, then lock the cat door so the little Angel of Death doesn't bring him straight back in.

Yes, or smoke