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Archangel Michael 4 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
Frog of the Apocalypse
This is Forrest. He was the goodest boy 1 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
was?? :-( good boy Forrest
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Orca punts a seal 80 feet into the air 3 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
I hope the poor thing was dead.
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Me and my bf, grocery shopping 3 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
Yeah. Beans are cheaper.
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Capillary origami 1 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
Tetrahedrons are beautiful.
My grandmama just passed away and we found the hospital bill of when she had my aunt in 3 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
Lady, for a tenner you can have triplets!
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I get it 8 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
You'll have to hashtag metoo me my little köttbulle
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2020 made me a Negatron 2 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
I'm going to use this on my eternally grumpy 13 year old. How many eye rolls do you think I'll get?
The 'cold' filter 2 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
I love those sunny, cold days. The sky is so wide and pure it's like you can see through to deep space.
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All of the above 4 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
We'll take the lot.
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Dats my name 8 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
It must be part of our Judo-Christian heritage
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I get it 8 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
*hugs all tightly* deep down you love it
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Thank god 3 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
Yeah, the Quadrantids are over.
I get it 8 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
I just wanna hug all the introverts again. They've escaped me for too long.
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Dats my name 8 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
This happened in my 8th grade science class, although it was a boy who misspoke. I still remember.
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"smitty" 14 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
Oh @smitty, you fought well and long. You will be missed. Rest in peace, friend.
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Do you want to play a game? 5 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
Dear god no
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Well I'm not even mad I lost my flop now. 2 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
Your punishment is kisses
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Never skip leg day 11 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
Go straight to hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
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If you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed 2 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
Well slap my ass and call me rosy
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It’s coming 5 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
You're all a bunch of whippersnappers
As if that would stop me 1 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
Natürlich, she's a sexy biatch
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Hold up wait a minute something aint right 2 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
Ok I genuinely lol-ed at this one. Bird-shot or buck-shot?
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Just keep swimming, homie 3 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
Thanks, that helps <3
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Powerful cat 2 comments
snowbeast · 4 years ago
Dammit @catfluff !
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