I say "he crapped in the blue cupboard" quite a lot at work. In English of course.
Oh and I remembered "with your ass in the toaster" aka arslet i brödrosten. Basically when you've screwed up something and you're in a tight spot.

Look how gorgeous!! Nembrotha kubaryana, one of many species that stores toxins from its prey for reuse at its convenience. I do that too, my toxins are words ;-)

That's just standard operating procedure

I didn't say birds weren't related to dinosaurs. I said they WEREN'T dinosaurs. Just being a semantics nerd ;-)

I'm looking at you, parking lot Richard. Where are little Eddie and Dick?

Tbh I've known some howler monkeys I'd pick over humans any day

Hail Nazrat

His finger reminds me of that gif on the discord

Why not both?

*has epiphany*

Not obvious. Do not judge hairy frog. Hairy frog is worthy of our love!

More ingenious and cool af than hipster

I suspect I'm the one in the back. Found my 13 year old sneak-watching youtube at 3am just the other day. The neighbors said that the flames shooting from my eyes could be seen 2 blocks away.

I'm touched, @happy_frog thank YOU for your positivity, kindness and tireless frogginess. It's people like you who turn just another meme site into a home ... with memes <3

Indeed :-) also one of the older members of our clan

Thank you <3 nice that someone remembered

Just because you have assets doesn't mean you are rich.