Mirror mirror on the wall 7 comments
snowbeast
· 3 years ago
I'm awkward
Doctors bar 8 comments
snowbeast
· 3 years ago
Miss Polly had a dolly who was sick sick sick
So she called for the doctor to come quick quick quick
The doctor he came with his bag and his hat
And he knocked on the door with a rat-a-tat-tat
He looked at the dolly and he shook his head
He said, "Miss Polly put her straight to bed!"
He wrote out a paper for a pill pill pill
"I'll be back in the morning with my bill bill bill"
2
So she called for the doctor to come quick quick quick
The doctor he came with his bag and his hat
And he knocked on the door with a rat-a-tat-tat
He looked at the dolly and he shook his head
He said, "Miss Polly put her straight to bed!"
He wrote out a paper for a pill pill pill
"I'll be back in the morning with my bill bill bill"
Mirror mirror on the wall 7 comments
snowbeast
· 3 years ago
I will cuddle all of you. I'm starved for affection :-(
1
·
Edited 3 years ago
Laccaria masoniae 14 comments
The assassination of Julius Caesar 3 comments
Laccaria masoniae 14 comments
"Pringles can" eh? That's one way to call it 4 comments
Das da real shit right there boys 12 comments
Tomato Frog is inevitable 14 comments
So high tech 5 comments
snowbeast
· 3 years ago
A bit like polishing a bronze statue. Not all of it, just the horse's balls.
5
Stahlzahn, Sentinel of Concrete Hills 16 comments
I told you mom I'm gay get over it 2 comments
Zero Context #15 - Cows 6 comments
snowbeast
· 3 years ago
Ok I just sent this to my whole project. They think I'm mad. I'm blaming you.
The most primal of instincts 3 comments
Swedish Sayings 19 comments
Always medicate your sheep, PRN 2 comments
snowbeast
· 3 years ago
More like back to the Neolithic. We domesticated sheep around 10 000 years ago.
2
Swedish Sayings 19 comments
snowbeast
· 3 years ago
Absolutely. I have several international customers and I enjoy using these idioms translated to English. One of my customers is now asking me regularly if there is a cow on the ice. The only one of these I don't really use is owls in the swamp.
3
·
Edited 3 years ago
Froggo Fun #416/Special - Happy White Day! 2 comments
snowbeast
· 3 years ago
So if you gave someone a Valentine's gift and they snubbed you, you can demand a present on March 14? *retrieves list as long as a CVS receipt* I shall be expecting a large delivery truck today.
