Trees can get this shape if they were seedlings in an area which used to be grazed. In the past it was more common to graze cattle and sheep in forests. The animals trample the young trees and they grow back with a distinctive, curved profile. Not saying this happened here (the trees are very uniform) but it's possible.

She

Hello, nice to meet you. Here's my heart. Is it worth something?

Damn right you forgot

Except Philip didn't live to see it :-(

He balance

Lovely beast o' my home turf

I'm hanging this over my desk

Hemorrhoids intensify

Murderous bastards

Talk to me about warlords after you've blasted this in your car at top volume, while speeding across the vast, empty plains:
https://youtu.be/M8kCvYzavUU

RIP

Doing your French homework entirely with Google Translate is not ok.

That's Ringo

Now that's a strong jawline