I'm a hugger. Can't wait for corona to be over. Oh and I'm female. Haven't had any in so long it's healed over.

d) all of the above

Rest in peace, Simo Häyhä.

When my cat came strolling up onto my porch, I exclaimed, "what a big sexy beast!" much to the concern of my timid male neighbor on the other side of the hedge.

What's going on with the baby's hair

Your tea is cold. Wait, no that's hell

Mr. Tibbs, Sixten, Waffles and Mojäng

My neighbour is constantly adding mass to the piles of crap in their yard. I have yet to see them throw anything out. My neighbour's yard is a black hole.

No! Not Stripey!

Overexploitation of agricultural resources, ensuing crash and farm abandonment.

Ma baby

What?? Arrogance is quintessentially French. They spread it to the New World.

Data <3

Bonjour