That's still diameter.

That's a Zwilling Henckels knife! Get the blade off the countertop, you cretin!

Romani.

Being a parent is hard af, hats off to all parents!

Vercingetorix didn't die at the Battle of Alesia. He surrendered and was imprisoned for years before those Roman bastards beheaded him. I always wondered why they didn't kill him immediately. I suppose it demoralized the Gauls, rather than firing them up for revenge as his immediate murder would have done.

Mary suffered terribly at the hands of her father. I think most of her mental and physical problems, including the phantom pregnancies, can be blamed on him. Becoming illegitimate overnight, her mother cast aside, her religious convictions scorned - it would do a number on most of us. Mary had been forbidden to see her mother for 3 years - all due to Henry's insistence that Mary submit to his will in declaring herself illegitimate and Elizabeth the true princess. Then her mother died, and I don't think Mary was ever the same after that. She channeled her frustration and grief into this religious fervor which she was as unable to control as queen as she was the rest of her life. Despite her horrific deeds, I cannot help but pity her.

Oh, I dunno. I still enjoy a good cock joke.

This meme only works if you change the gun to a schlong

It's the same picture

Young children are very frequent customers at fast food restaurants. Do you consider it ok to expose them to this?

Put the kettle on, duckie

Pretty girl in a great dress!