Chicken, duh- right? You’re picking chicken... Right?? 11 comments
snowbeast
· 2 years ago
I found my kid eating several flavor packs with a wet finger.
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Seduction is a subtle art 8 comments
No WiFi? No prob 8 comments
“You are my sunshine, my only sunshine” 3 comments
Where are my Goths at? 1 comments
snowbeast
· 2 years ago
A cold blade presses against your neck. "Visi or Ostro?" hisses in your ear.
You stutter,
"Theodoric the bold,
chief of sea-warriors,
ruled over the shores of the Hreiðsea.
Now he sits armed
on his Gothic horse,
his shield strapped,
the prince of the Mærings."
The blade is removed, and you are clasped in a warm embrace. "How is the weather in Rök, my friend?"
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You stutter,
"Theodoric the bold,
chief of sea-warriors,
ruled over the shores of the Hreiðsea.
Now he sits armed
on his Gothic horse,
his shield strapped,
the prince of the Mærings."
The blade is removed, and you are clasped in a warm embrace. "How is the weather in Rök, my friend?"
When air escapes the baby 2 comments
snowbeast
· 2 years ago
Lobsters would totally eat boiled baby if they could get their claws on one.
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Enjoy the rest of your day, my fellow memers 3 comments
snowbeast
· 2 years ago
Holy mother of adorableness!! They remind me of the bunnies I made as a child, using cotton balls and pussy willow buds for ears and paws <3
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AWAKE but at what cost? 1 comments
snowbeast
· 2 years ago
Stayed up all night preparing for my steering committee meeting. I'm in NO MOOD.
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May I offer you a broccoli in these trying times? 6 comments
snowbeast
· 2 years ago
I would totally be up for some hanky panky if a nice lady offered me broccoli
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