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I only allow non-serious answers 9 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

I like my answer better

I only allow non-serious answers 9 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

Hemorrhoid

Without government, who would remind women to temper their boobs? 5 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

Dammit, THAT'S what I've been forgetting

He returns! 2 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

Now I know the weekend will be ok

Time to eject the child 3 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

I do not understand either. I must be old :-(

Starts sweating balls 6 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

Obligatory comment about how badass Simo Häyhä was.

Or for work 3 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

And the giant notes file

Theyre very cute 14 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

Roly poly or sow bug

Would love to see a retro sale of these. Anyone else? 5 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

I wish someone would lick my nougat

Florida man beats atm for giving him too much money 11 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

Florida Man Allegedly Stole Pool Floats From Homes to 'Stop Himself From Raping Women'

Mike Oxlong is my favorite 4 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

Incontinentia Buttocks

The reading position cycle 2 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

May the Swartz be with you! 2 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

Where buy me now button

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I’ve convinced my 3.5 yr old this is Anna and Elsa so I can listen to real music once 3 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

Still the best rendition of Battle of Evermore in my book.

Borrowing the pen you lost recently 2 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

Sorry, I am known far and wide as a Pen Stealer.

What a fun childhood 10 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

I always wanted to be...a lumberjack

succ 20 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

*checks* rumor has it

succ 20 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

I haven't noticed @dr_richard_ew appended to my lady bits. I've mislaid my glasses.

succ 20 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

well mine's a cold, inhospitable vaccuum that is so unused barnacles have started to grow on it - does that count?

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But why is this my exact thought process? 3 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

I always go back and edit my mails. 1. Add small talk so I don't sound like a sociopath. 2. Prune the exclamation points.

Lurd of teh Rangs 8 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

Oh no he din't

Och aye the coo 3 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

Nice backdrop. I was in Edinburgh a few years ago, walked all over it including up to Arthur's Seat. Afterwards I had calves of steel.

How things change eh 3 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

Mama mia

Guess who... It's Shia Labeouf coming for you 2 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

Bonjour

Hold that finger 9 comments

snowbeast · 2 years ago

I bite my thumb at you!