There's a bitch after my own heart

Macro photography is amazing.

Tip #1 Compliment their wainscoting.
Tip #2 It's rude to stare directly at the cornices. There's a personality behind that sexy facade.

Thanks Timmy for not being a douche

I may be able to fashion a wrap

Every time

I call everyone guys

Thank

Hemorrhoid

Dammit, THAT'S what I've been forgetting

Now I know the weekend will be ok

I do not understand either. I must be old :-(

Obligatory comment about how badass Simo Häyhä was.

And the giant notes file

Roly poly or sow bug

Florida Man Allegedly Stole Pool Floats From Homes to 'Stop Himself From Raping Women'

Incontinentia Buttocks

06

Where buy me now button

Still the best rendition of Battle of Evermore in my book.