No wonder Santa never comes around anymore

Of course it works like that. That's the outward expression of empathy.

The one I use the most is "until the cows turn blue"

Is this what happened to Björk?

Who is the sociopath in the bottom right. How did he get his tongue down there

Quinctilius Varus?

#noregrets

needed that *sniffles*

In Swedish we have an expression for how to attack large and difficult tasks: "slicing the elephant." I struggle so much with cutting that first slice.

You'll get piles if you sit on that

The wife just needs an umbrella to beat Charlie over the head with.

oh my

<3 possum

I bake all my buns with human milk

Bottom right is the greatest thing ever. But they are all bestest bois.

Snort