I learned just the other day that when your fingers are wrinkly after bathing/swimming, they are "quobbled."

Nice @bensen, thank you and wishing you a wonderful Christmas!

I love it when my guests exclaim, "It's really not bad!"

Compsognathus! They were small and cute, like me :-)

Kitty-girl, what DID you do?

mlem

Time Stand Still by Rush

Anglerfish are fascinating creatures. Many species practice sexual symbiosis, where the male's body permanently fuses with the female after mating. Basically it degrades to a set of gonads, so this individual is most likely female.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/fish/facts/anglerfish
Deep sea critters do wash up occasionally. Not every occurrence needs to be extrapolated to gloom & doom.

Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks'!

No wonder Santa never comes around anymore

Of course it works like that. That's the outward expression of empathy.

The one I use the most is "until the cows turn blue"

Is this what happened to Björk?

Who is the sociopath in the bottom right. How did he get his tongue down there

Quinctilius Varus?

#noregrets

needed that *sniffles*