I love snails

Thank you for your service

That's handly

I'm in this picture and it was totally uncalled for to attack me already in January

I am sad. I have no chonk to cuddle.

Talk about thumpity-thump-thump

Is he kidding? Pocket watches are very much en vogue again. This time around they are rectangular rather than round, and don't have chains yet.

Missed you froggy baby <3

No joke, a bit of soylent green would solve many of our problems.

Thank you and wishing the same to you and your pigeons!

I learned just the other day that when your fingers are wrinkly after bathing/swimming, they are "quobbled."

Nice @bensen, thank you and wishing you a wonderful Christmas!

I love it when my guests exclaim, "It's really not bad!"

Compsognathus! They were small and cute, like me :-)

Kitty-girl, what DID you do?

mlem

Time Stand Still by Rush

Anglerfish are fascinating creatures. Many species practice sexual symbiosis, where the male's body permanently fuses with the female after mating. Basically it degrades to a set of gonads, so this individual is most likely female.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/fish/facts/anglerfish
Deep sea critters do wash up occasionally. Not every occurrence needs to be extrapolated to gloom & doom.

Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks'!