Can we please just let people read to kids without politicizing it? A lot of queens are awesome performers so I would expect their reading to be emotive and engaging. I couldn't give the tiniest crap what they are wearing, as long as it's fairly modest. Flashing nipples etc would detract from the story.

Do you?

When you realize you're turning 50 soon. But you really don't give a crap because you love and accept yourself more for each passing year.

Snort

Lol!

What a stunner

We all do

Very handsome! Where is your pigeon?

This is one of my favorite runestones Ög 186, which dates to the early 1000s. The stone is gorgeous and adorable at only 1.2m high (that's 4ft).
Runic inscription: ᚴᚢᛏ ᚱᛅᛁᛋᛏᛁ ᛁᚠᛏᛁ ᛋᚴᛅᚱᛅ ᛋᚢᚾ ᛋᛁᚾ ᛅᚾᚢᚾ ᚼᛁᚢ ᛋᛁᚦᚢ
Old Norse: Gautr ræisti æftiʀ Skæra/Skara, sun sinn. Anundr hio siðu.
English: Gautr raised (the stone) in memory of Skeri/Skari, his son. Ǫnundr cut the side.

This is perfect

Yes

Runic inscription orthography in 11th century Östergötland (yes, really)

At least the house centipedes are his friends

An engineer in my projects always reacted very strongly to being told he couldn't do something. He completely threw himself into the task of proving the other person wrong. He usually succeeded too. We used to (with his blessing) use the phrase as a trigger to get him into war mode :-D

Cthulhu for president!