Jeez @cakelover go and brush your teeth!

And you keep trying, even if your do dissolve into a hot mess sometimes

I can definitely get behind stockings on a shapely male leg

Thanks! Which one are you?

furtively knaps greenstone

I don't think Persephone is the best choice to help you out. She WAS a maiden, and hardly went to Hades voluntarily. I recommend instead a joint prayer to Aphrodite, goddess of love, and Dionysus, god of wine and revelry. He was always up for a laugh. Then again you could always try Hermaphroditus himself.

What about raggmunk

I love him so much

My granny's perfume. The steam rising from dumplings on top of a beef stew. Mum mixing Coleman's mustard in that stained eggcup from the '70s. Our spaniel, Jasper, heaving a hopeful sigh under the dinner table. The stench of wintergreen cream (Ben Gay) on my muscles, aching from softball practice.

Marco

Murky mycelium mutterings

Snowbeast had never seen such bullshit before.

It's a cruel and petty god who tempts us when it is preordained that we will fail.

None of those chickens are 48 years old. Source: I'm 48

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