Oxidizes your striking seals

To do this Mom-style you just add a blanket, 1 to n cats and a cup of tea

I... I'm not sure how to feel about this

swooning

I can get behind this

and sparrows

Modern-day Bosch

Snort

Makes perfect sense to me

I would love a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Past

My cat is an excellent judge of character. He once bit a guy I dated very hard on the hand the first time they met. This guy later turned out to be a complete pos. So now I follow my cat's dating advice exclusively.

Jeez @cakelover go and brush your teeth!

And you keep trying, even if your do dissolve into a hot mess sometimes

I can definitely get behind stockings on a shapely male leg

Thanks! Which one are you?

furtively knaps greenstone

I don't think Persephone is the best choice to help you out. She WAS a maiden, and hardly went to Hades voluntarily. I recommend instead a joint prayer to Aphrodite, goddess of love, and Dionysus, god of wine and revelry. He was always up for a laugh. Then again you could always try Hermaphroditus himself.

What about raggmunk