The correct response is to display your bulging neck tendons

Wait...are they rugged, outdoorsy and slightly unshaven? Because maybe I um don't want to be vigilant. I'm going to put on an oversized sweater, leggings and thick wool socks. Then I'm going to stand on my porch with a large mug of coffee and stare wistfully into the distance.

Lol eat some chicken and start your own midden! No wonder we like gardening so much

I wish I knew how. My kid is like an oyster. We have diametrically opposite personalities.

Or shell. Or pinecone. Or CHESTNUT!!

Absolutely. You asked for/needed it a bit before your birthday, so I gave it to you early. Did you expect double presents? Do I look like I'm made of money?

My neighbors are an older, adorable couple. I sometimes hear them through our shared wall - she plays the piano and he sings along. Sometimes they both sing. It's so achingly wholesome.

Stunning

Something wicked this way comes. Please don't make me eat my thumb

Oxidizes your striking seals

To do this Mom-style you just add a blanket, 1 to n cats and a cup of tea

I... I'm not sure how to feel about this

swooning

I can get behind this

and sparrows

Modern-day Bosch

Snort

Makes perfect sense to me

I would love a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Past

My cat is an excellent judge of character. He once bit a guy I dated very hard on the hand the first time they met. This guy later turned out to be a complete pos. So now I follow my cat's dating advice exclusively.