How many forms of communication is he fluent in

Ok but explain why I sometimes blow on my keys before using them

dead skin cells to feed the mycelium

One of my customers has a Dalmatian who shows up on our skype calls pretty often. Of course I gush over him, I love animals and he's adorbs. So one time I grabbed my extremely cute cat and held her up in front of the camera. And my customer just stared at her and said, "Thanks but I don't like cats." I learned a lot from that sentence.

Poor thing, get him out of that concrete before it kills him

Be yourself

Poor Rosemary Kennedy, and so many others.

<3

There's some lovely filth down here!

So, no change

You better get your filthy hand outta my beans.

She shouldn't have been on her feet that day.

Frank (and beanz)

The doggy if I must but oh god do I have to play?

It's a fair cop

I still boggle at the American businessman who asked me, "What politics do you have in Sweden, if any?" The ethnocentrism taught in the US is one of the reasons some Americans come across as abrasive and ignorant.

Omg lol

but I love Romanesque ecclesiastical art so much

but I want to give them pets