Well jeez all those points apply to me and I'm not even 50 * curses in Old Norse *

Get off my lawn!

Poor creature

I used cos recently

8 out of 10 cats play countdown?

I've never got more than 100 likes on a post T . T

I see Susie Dent, I upvote.

How many forms of communication is he fluent in

Ok but explain why I sometimes blow on my keys before using them

dead skin cells to feed the mycelium

One of my customers has a Dalmatian who shows up on our skype calls pretty often. Of course I gush over him, I love animals and he's adorbs. So one time I grabbed my extremely cute cat and held her up in front of the camera. And my customer just stared at her and said, "Thanks but I don't like cats." I learned a lot from that sentence.

Poor thing, get him out of that concrete before it kills him

Be yourself

Poor Rosemary Kennedy, and so many others.

<3

There's some lovely filth down here!

So, no change

You better get your filthy hand outta my beans.