That sounds like something Loki would do

I figured they used Nokia

regional magic? *tents fingers*

That is because they friend-shaped

He looks like he has a fuzzy golden beard and is wearing a party hat

You spelled "rape victim" wrong

That draft I will drink to its bitter dregs

In an order which seems deceptively correct

What about the day after tomorrow? There's an archaic English word for that, "overmorrow." Please use it so it comes back <3

My alarm this morning was very loud throat singing. I've never got up so fast in my life.

That pupster is so photogenic <3

I shoot all my photos in raw (and sometimes in the raw)

Something rhymes with purple

Well jeez all those points apply to me and I'm not even 50 * curses in Old Norse *

Get off my lawn!

Poor creature

I used cos recently

8 out of 10 cats play countdown?

I've never got more than 100 likes on a post T . T

I see Susie Dent, I upvote.