snowbeast

snowbeast


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****s gun* I'm not gun ask again 1 comments
snowbeast · 50 weeks ago
I'm eating pistachios and drinking ripasso. Does that count?
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idea 1 comments
snowbeast · 50 weeks ago
And it doesn't run anyway
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12kg cheese 1 comments
snowbeast · 50 weeks ago
He's a keeper
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Absolute power corrupts absolutely, but not Cincinnatus 2 comments
snowbeast · 51 weeks ago
Perhaps it was due to his splendidly displayed bits
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Remembers kfc 2 comments
snowbeast · 51 weeks ago
Uptown Girl in my ass
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Æthelred you unready fool 1 comments
snowbeast · 51 weeks ago
They move in and create a burgeoning, peaceful trade which makes your town flourish. Yet they still get a bad rap as only the previously pillaged wrote anything down.
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Imagine being king of England in 1066 1 comments
snowbeast · 51 weeks ago
RIP Harold
Caesar was the biggest *** of all, sweetie 1 comments
snowbeast · 51 weeks ago
Well Octavian was pretty sexy after all
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Let’s do this 2 comments
snowbeast · 51 weeks ago
Laser hair removal
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Irish monasteries were like the backup thumb drive for Western European history 2 comments
snowbeast · 1 year ago
That's not true at all. The Vikings pillaged the crap out of the Irish monasteries.
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I like some modern day rappers, but ‘90s rap is superior 4 comments
snowbeast · 1 year ago
Lol, as I say to my kid, "I hear what you're saying, but you're objectively wrong." Boy does that piss him off
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The last thing you ate is what you have to name him 15 comments
snowbeast · 1 year ago
Burger or Peaches
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Wife left these to dry in the kitchen, didn't understand why I was grossed out 6 comments
snowbeast · 1 year ago
Well they aren't less gross after being on my bits
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Blessed 1 comments
snowbeast · 1 year ago
I drink for world peace. I find that a pinot noir is best for that.
RainWorld is pain 2 comments
snowbeast · 1 year ago
It's glam af. I'm still playing Ru Paul's Drag Race Superstar
Why are fantasy archers so skinny all the time 1 comments
snowbeast · 1 year ago
swole af
Wife left these to dry in the kitchen, didn't understand why I was grossed out 6 comments
snowbeast · 1 year ago
I'm gonna wing it and wear 2 on my boobs and one on my bits. Their size is notably insufficient. Did I do ok?
Struwwelpeter 3 comments
snowbeast · 1 year ago
Some of these stories can be traced back linguistically to proto-Indo-European - 5000 or more years ago. The tale of "boy steals the giant's treasure" is one example. So I don't think we can blame the Germans.
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Gamer stuff 2 comments
snowbeast · 1 year ago
Oh wow those are gorgeous!! Thanks sweetie
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The last thing you ate is what you have to name him 15 comments
snowbeast · 1 year ago
Guess I'll just go back to eating my feelings
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Beans 2 comments
snowbeast · 1 year ago
Americans when they say they've "done" Europe
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The last thing you ate is what you have to name him 15 comments
snowbeast · 1 year ago
Werther's creamy filling
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Indeed… 1 comments
snowbeast · 1 year ago
Stupid, sexy Flanders
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