It would please me to know he is suffering somewhere.

Pizza

I'm gonna need more sauce

I thought this was a @karlboll post

I thought that was ground beef

You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice

A jabberwock

Vinegar

It says, "mrrrrrrrrrp"

"Dammit" - Gen X

Phillip K Dick was a friggin genius

I like honey with peanut butter

I'm eating pistachios and drinking ripasso. Does that count?

And it doesn't run anyway

He's a keeper

Perhaps it was due to his splendidly displayed bits

Uptown Girl in my ass

They move in and create a burgeoning, peaceful trade which makes your town flourish. Yet they still get a bad rap as only the previously pillaged wrote anything down.

RIP Harold

Well Octavian was pretty sexy after all

Laser hair removal

That's not true at all. The Vikings pillaged the crap out of the Irish monasteries.