I just sat at the dinner table and told my son, "You're living in pivotal times." He rolled his eyes so hard his chair tipped over. You got to toss them a bone sometimes.

Capn Combover

Wh-why can't I kill all 3

Don't wait up for them to call you

pretty much

Everyone is talking about it

That hits me right in the Uncanny Valley

Or death. You could pick death.

My napping skills are HONED

Vampires suck

The intermittency of my dorsal melanin deposits

Terry is so wholesome

Dune at home is clearly superior

Himmler has something similar

To be fair, this meme works for Biden's predecessor too

Benziiiiiiiin

Cone usually tastes like sawdust

i can feel this picture too. Sucked at dodgeball

Runestone

- muffled lol - you sir are going to hell