Don't worry, I'm in bed with the cat by 21.00.

Oh, I don't know about that. You're welcome at my parties :-)

No worries, it's just I recognized it. I was there 3000 years ago, when Isildur stirred his coffee.

Isn't it the ancient coffee spoon?

I've been trying to get the sun to come back all month. Let me tell you virgins are thin on the ground these days.

Or house centipedes

*turns into frog*

*leans in hopefully*

"Frogs?" she said hopefully

Liver of Theseus