That looks like a perfectly toasted marshmallow.

With a bit of makeup and different clothes he'd be an awfully pretty grandma, in my opinion.

I now feel as though I need a party llama.

But... that's not necessarily entirely accurate. There are certain situations where fear, and the fight or flight response, is the natural reaction of the body.

Stupid is maybe a brash word, but the idea here is right. My daughter has a rare genetic neurological condition (Segawa Syndrome, or DRD, for what it's worth) that is estimated at about a 1 in 1 million rate of prevalence. Her gait, inability to walk properly after about 4 pm, lack of coordination and general difficulty fully controlling her legs makes her abnormal. Her brain makes her different from probably every other person she'll ever meet. She gets picked on because she's very clearly different from other people. I've told her since day 1 of her diagnosis that the only things she can do are either try to explain the reason for her difference or ignore the ignorance. I'm not stupid though, and have never tried to pretend that she was born "normal", nor do I expect her to be able to function in the world under the pretense of normalcy. Sometimes you have to accept abnormal as the status quo and learn to adapt as best you can.

It's called cupping, or something like that. It supposedly draws all the bad things out of your body, much like a vacuum gets dirt out of your carpeting. Because obviously you can suck cancer cells of of your skin, big pharma has been hoping you wouldn't find out.

She obviously wants the White Keys, which are a Black Keys cover band. Woohoo Akron!

Aaaaaaaaaahhhh, I'm so confused! The time on this post is 51 minutes ago, but the comment says 11 hours ago and I think my phone is some sort of time machine!!!! If so, I'm really glad because I love this. Words can have a huge impact and I wish people thought more before speaking sometimes.