Somebody you used to kno

soccerplayer9923


Love me, and i will move mountains for you. Piss me off, and you can go fuck yourself in the asshole with a cookie!!

— Somebody you used to kno Report User
You are who you see 43 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
FUCK YOU, SERRATED. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD NOW. THANKS A LOT YOU DICK
Another hidden talent 26 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Well, if the teacher is checking people's answers and is walking around. You can read through the back of the paper and fix your answers. So, HA, it is useful
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Perspective on music that makes you think 13 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
"I want have sex"
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Silence is golden 4 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Or a puppy
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Perfect. 6 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
That sounds like something my XC team would do for my best friend
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This is my new watch. 16 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
It is. You have to look through their website a little
This is my new watch. 16 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
See, this is where the "Buy" button would come in handy
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Hmm... 11 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Yep, I have always thought that was just a joke of the inter-webs. No one really agrees with it but it is still used for reference against things that are disliked
Yours is no more valid than anyone else's. 61 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Well, when i said that, they took me into another room and tried to convince me that jesus is our savior and i yelled "I HAVE READ YOUR BOOKS BUT IN THEM ALL I FOUND WERE LIES!" Then ran into the bus for the rest of the day
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Yours is no more valid than anyone else's. 61 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Me too. We are going on a retreat today. I'mma tell the directors "i praise the all-powerful, dark lord Cthulhu and that the great one will rise again... Soon."
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IT'S MY MOST USED ONE 20 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
My girlfriend and I talk alot so my top three are
1. Kissing heart face
2. Sexual enduendo face
3. Peach
It's so true!!!! gahhhhhh 12 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
She needs to calm her tits XD
Maize 11 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
This maize is like a maze?! Thats
a-mazing
Have you ever thought how to paint camouflage? 14 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
No, he started shaking it to push the extra paint away from him and the inside of the helmet.
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The Georgia Aquarium is one of the largest in the world 6 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
This was the first and only aquarium that i had been to while i was little. I thought they were all like this one. I was a tad disappointed when i went to a different one.
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Sibling love 24 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
I have no siblings so the worst i have is when i was 8 my uncle trapt me under a bucket
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PARADOX!!! 5 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Stuff
-The Doctor
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Physics is such a b*tch sometimes 5 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
What are you talking about?
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Physics is such a b*tch sometimes 5 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
YOU GOTTA LOCK YOUR ARMS. Even i know that and i only play soccer
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Sorry, just felt like it had to be said. 159 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Ha ha ha,*sorrowful sigh* yea. Im probably the most kid-like 14 year old you are gonna meet
Magic 24 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
•_• my old man voice was herbert the pervert
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They got kermit 9 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
God dammit, i knew this was gonna happen
They got kermit 9 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
(Read this in obama voice)Umm, sir? This is considered nudity and it should be nsfw.
Watching Scary Movie, paused it to read this 10 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Thank you, youwillhateme
Watching Scary Movie, paused it to read this 10 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Hey, guess what? There are more than one scary movie. I was asking which number.
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