Somebody you used to kno

soccerplayer9923


Love me, and i will move mountains for you. Piss me off, and you can go fuck yourself in the asshole with a cookie!!

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Yes! 11 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
*sits in the background awkwardly*
& the puns are a-comin'. 8 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
I could imagine simba saying, "if i mufasa, i might fall off a cliff into a stampede!"
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I need clarification: does this actually happen? 91 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
You are probably in Atlanta or Buckhead. In southern Georgia, you see it every once in a while
I need clarification: does this actually happen? 91 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
That is... I don't even know how to correctly respond to get my point across, here... Rednecks here in the south aren't complete, moral less people. We can have more morals than city folks do. You don't just pull a lethal weapon on someone just doing their job. We just try to keep our selves and others. Geez, you act like we are a pack of wild animals.
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Schumacher knew what was coming 7 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
And now he had to see the US beat germany in the semifinals of womens world cup.
This toy looks like so much fun 5 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
She 100% done with his bull shit
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Troopers 5 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
Or dark troopers? There are many types they missed. Mostly the ones with different base colors
Troopers 5 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
Or bomb troopers?
Troopers 5 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
What about the shadow troopers?
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Who said that women can't play soccer? 29 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
Well, with the footwork she is showing, we can assume she can trap, pass, and control her strength when kicking which is most of soccer (football). Is she not showing timing and her ability to control it (passing and shooting). We can assume she is practicing soccer for multiple years since she is wearing the entire Barcelona uniform and is with others with the same uniform.
Who Says You Can't Stunt In A Truck? 5 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
Oh shit! xD
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A quick tutorial on how to have lucid dreams 19 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
I achieved the same thing when i was in deep sleep. I just looked at the nutritional info on a box of cereal and the numbers were spinning so i knew i was dreaming. I was being attacked by a giant rhino so i called on a trex then rode off on a pterodactyl with the potter gang
Who said that women can't play soccer? 29 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
Well, she is using a SOCCER ball, wearing a SOCCER jersey, wearing indoor-SOCCER cleats, and that is a training exercise for SOCCER. Pointing to exactly what you said, she has good foot-eye coordination while sitting, using a soccer ball. She seems specialized with a soccer ball in the exercise.
50 Shades of this 68 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
@tyler
What i was saying, is that you could be meaning the mother would be more important than the unborn baby because the baby has a greater chance of dying but nevermind
Who said that women can't play soccer? 29 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
Playing soccer has nothing to do with gender. And if it did, each gender has their own league...
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Having a bad day? It could be worst 8 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
Why dont they crack the bottom then pull the sides, the same way you crack an egg?
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50 Shades of this 68 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
He does have a reason, though not valid, because te baby has a higher chance of not being born
50 Shades of this 68 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
Why was garlog down voted? He(or she) showed a valid point. Many people ignore the fact that the baby is a person with their lives to look forward to, just because they are still in the process of being born and can't voice their opinion. The main opinion voiced is the mother, who is mostly biased because she is afraid of many things and just wants it to stop.(this is coming from a family member's regret) (She is still coping with her fear-driven decision 20 years later)
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Just for trolling purposes 16 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
There is an "England" store in my town and they sell kinder eggs
Feminists Shouldn't Be Against Gentlemen 12 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
He does, well, at least I do. It's called being polite. Well, i don't pull out chairs for anyone besides my girlfriend, but i do everything else for everyone, especially old people. I will rush with my arms full to hold a door for an old person...
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White people 6 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
"Fuck you in the asshole with a cookie"
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I don't blame her 16 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
She was naked...
Canadians 38 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
Try mowing the lawn in GA right now. Im dying out here
Georgia being georgia 15 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 9 years ago
You better believe it, they were at a fair I went to last year