soccerplayer9923
Love me, and i will move mountains for you. Piss me off, and you can go fuck yourself in the asshole with a cookie!!
— Somebody you used to kno Report User
Petris 10 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
I was thinking a small turkey but that works too
Now I'm Getting A Fox 22 comments
Mom, you f**ked up 7 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
My girlfriend's mom did that when i got in the car with them. She turned red as a tomato
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Mysterious round holes in russia 31 comments
"I play soccer" 33 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
*my m8s hop out from under their cardboard boxes like solid snake, wearing a faked jersey bought from a flea market wielding didgeridoos*
"Damn strate, m8. You the little shit 'ho call meh out?"
"Damn strate, m8. You the little shit 'ho call meh out?"
"I play soccer" 33 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
(In matching accent) damn right, m8. Meet me on da pitch in one 'our
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"I play soccer" 33 comments
Why I look at my watch 4 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
And this is the reason i made sure to ask my SO for a faceless watch!
The nope orange 11 comments
I never did pick up French, maybe this is why 17 comments
I love succulents 7 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
I have one, in a pot. It got placed under a bush and forgotten about 8 years back. We trimmed back the bush to find that the big guy had adapted the ability to grow like a vine!
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Don't even try 16 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
I only give wrong answers to people who are douche bags and don't pay attention. Asking someone for reassurance is one thing, completely cheating because you don't listen is another.
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Don't even try 16 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
You gotta give me some credit here. The kid wrote that the himalayas were in japan and that the buddha founded islam. Common sense should be used here but it isn't.
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Don't even try 16 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
That's why i have begun writing the wrong answers on my first paper and have another paper hidden and put the right ones on there. I have single handedly dropped a kid down to a low-C grade
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The human body is weirdly awesome 11 comments
Nature in the shadow of technology 8 comments
My brother is a heroin addict 13 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
This is the same reason i still have an where. My ex is suicidal and it lessens my heart whenever i see she reposts something
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Edited 9 years ago
Nobody burns a book 21 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
Well, if you really thought about it from a unbiased point of view, it was a very effective tactic of isolating free thought but burning the source of most independent thought and imagination
k whatevs see ya 3 comments
