Somebody you used to kno

soccerplayer9923


Love me, and i will move mountains for you. Piss me off, and you can go fuck yourself in the asshole with a cookie!!

— Somebody you used to kno Report User
Now we wait 9 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
Terrence Howard switched out with Don Cheadle between Iron Man 1 and 2. Personally, I didn't even notice
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The zombies will never know 6 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
But there is too much friction. They make them so you have you physically push them to make them spin.
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I don't know anymore. 8 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
I lost it at the soldier saluting xD
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Steve Irwin Knew The Truth 3 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
Apparently, stingrays are the hardest of all
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Remember to wait at least a couple months before reposting something. Even if you edit out the pictures, the content is identical. 4 to 3 days is definitely not enough time.
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New JungleBook looks fantastic 9 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
I totally agree on the fact that it LOOKS amazing but is it really going to be as funny and care free as the bear like the original. I watched the trailer in theaters and there, at least, they seem to be making it too serious
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I, myself, play the piano... You? 114 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
Bass guitar, upright bass, drums, and guitar.
And it's awkward every time 11 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
But how can you make sure when you are not so sure?
Steve irwin 4 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
Apparently, stingrays are the hardest of all
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He has a point 34 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
(To the tune of "Please Christmas don't be late") Hate post, hate post time is here. Time for rude and time for arguing. Your arguments good and his is bad. Hurry hate post, hurry fast.
And it's awkward every time 11 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
Or being catholic when learning about the crusades and catholic reformation
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A must see for any tire enthusiasts 21 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
Sentient tire also has telekinetic powers (hence the blowing up things)
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just my asshole opinion 108 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
But there we are are at an impass. Either let the pun be unnoticed by the masses or show the ones who cant understand
just my asshole opinion 108 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
*continues whispering* but a pun like this deserves recognition and to be noticed
just my asshole opinion 108 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
*whispers back* it's obvious that people didn't notice the pun without explanation
just my asshole opinion 108 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
Very few people picked up on this very subtle pun... If you missed it, look at the username of the submitter
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Sorry to ruin your lives but 39 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
TOO SOON
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There's a f*cking squirrel on my dollar bill. What. Does. This. Mean? 24 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
Idk, man. That's pretty nuts
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look at those freaking fluffy feet!!! 6 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
*Insert announcer voice here*
You've heard of happy feet and happy feet 2, and now, we are pleased to announce the newest useless animal movie, "Fluffy feet" which follows the same trend as every other movie that personifies animals to give kids "Morals"
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Dead snapdragon flowers look like weird skulls 19 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
They look like the skulls of dead fairies...
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How I do the dishes 10 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
I personally thought it was a thick and clear sheet of ice
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This lemon prevented my coke from falling to the bottom of the glass! 35 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
There is a small amount of chance that the poster was correct... Very small amount
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This lemon prevented my coke from falling to the bottom of the glass! 35 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
Putting the lime congaline aside, that could very well be a lemon. An unripened lemon, but a lemon none the less
Don't be mean to greens 6 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
"Potatoes" Best. Protest. Ever. Definitely gonna be a meatitarian now.
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This is really sweet :) 14 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
It's supposed to go, "My little eye". Not, "My tiny eye"
French, motherf*cker! Do you speak it?! 8 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 8 years ago
It's the official language but it's rarely used or known outside the Québec area
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