Put rain-x original on the glass

I normally lie when i say i started to cry, but this time i REALLY started to cry.

I read this in a chinese voice o_O

Going down, anyone?

I am sad to say i am this person some times, a sub asked what my name was and i blanked and said "Periwinkle", thinking he was saying my fave color

Aaaaaaannnd, its gone

I woke up in an old bugatti

I hate it when my snake does that

He was on to something, then it all went down hill

Which one is in Florence? (so I know which to buy when I go there)

Wait so this is a meme now?

If someone does this to me, i can make an extremely loud and high pitched noise with my mouth that can make you temporarily deaf in one ear

I thought "can't not" is gramatically correct