Somebody you used to kno

soccerplayer9923


Love me, and i will move mountains for you. Piss me off, and you can go fuck yourself in the asshole with a cookie!!

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I have c*cks on my feet! 49 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
My swim teacher calls peanuts "penis" you could imagine our faces when she said "go through the peanut barrel"
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Oddly Satisfying Gif 5 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
God fuck the queen, this is beautiful
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Damn right 3 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
I'M RICH, BITCHES. IPHONE 5S's WITH PENISES ENGRAVED ON THEM FOR EVERYONE
· Edited 10 years ago
I'm coming home 36 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
God damnit, you just HAD to play with my heart strings. Didn't you?
· Edited 10 years ago
Yes. 10 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
I'ma bee. I'ma bee. I'ma, I'ma, I'ma, bee
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Trippy shit 20 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
I did the same thing, and i don't think they all move the same way.
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guess where that is? 17 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Florida?
Hell yeah! 29 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Mine got it right the first time
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No matter what direction 9 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
But... Thats what im doing
Crazy animal kingdom 7 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
FREE WILLY
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Science! 2 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
I see what you did there
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The demons are breaking loose 9 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
*The Titans are breaking loose
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Good guy Juan 18 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
I know this a good story and GO ALEJANDRO, but i must say *violent not violet
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Tattoo needle up close 26 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
I thought it was a crow licking an arm
So true!!! 15 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
U may know the theme song, but do u know the full song?
Miley cyrus in harry potter? 3 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Am i the only one that read that in doby's voice?
Asian gangs 5 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Hush little ass hat, don't say a word...
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Unpopular opinion time 18 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Thank you jesus
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This must suck when you are drunk 24 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
I have a bunk bed so i just took away the ladder
Cheaters never prosper 8 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Ahh, the punishments of the losers. Never gets old, watching your enemy's topple over in pain grabbing their anus
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One of the most frustrating first world problems 7 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
I just use an extention cord
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Wanna See Mah Boob;) 2 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
-_-
I've seen his face. You won't any more. 81 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
AND THROW
SCORPIONS ON HIM
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What truly divides people 34 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
I really dont care, does that count?
What truly divides people 34 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Depends on the activity, i really don't care, depends on my mood, i have both, apple, i really dont worry about brands, non-douchbag, Verizon, monster, COCA-COLA FOR SOUTHERN PRIDE,fanta, analog,i love both, :), and lol
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