In France, before we kiss, instead of saying kiss me, we say "et que votre mère baiser une chèvre," which means, "you are my stars, sun, and moon."

I am using that sometime in the near future thank you

The problem is lack of education. If these people knew the importance of protection, (if people would teach them, instead of preaching abstinence) then they could go to college, become educated, and get out of poverty as well.

Very appropriate title.

I'm about 1000% sure that that's Homer Simpson hiding behind the big green fish.

He has my permission to shoot.

Sometimes I wish I had emotional depth, but then I remember... So many people have to suffer through them, and I'm not sure if it's fair to envy that.

Yeah, If Someone Could Make Typing Like This Illegal, That'd Be Great.

Oh my god, I totally can...

What?? No... Is it made out of elk?

This is not okay.

Autocorrect's a ducking failure.

"Throw an object with accuracy"
"Win a prize"

That girl is awesome. Like if you disagree.

Okay. That's disgusting.

If you're in a coma, your broom will stay by your side.

"Heh. And you thought you were safe in the tub."
--Spider

"Give her like idk... tampons or some shit."

Eh, if it makes you feel better, the art's a little cheesy, anyway.