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somebodyiknow


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Time just flies by 3 comments
somebodyiknow · 37 weeks ago
We’re living in 2020 while this guy is also living in 2020, but 8 months later
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Some BodTea 7 comments
somebodyiknow · 43 weeks ago
Well, the drinks keep coming and they don't stop coming
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Some BodTea 7 comments
somebodyiknow · 43 weeks ago
Once Told Tea
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Languages 6 comments
somebodyiknow · 45 weeks ago
90% of languages: ananas
english: (:
90% of languages: oh no
english: apple of the pine
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Mm nice 1 comments
somebodyiknow · 46 weeks ago
Nope. 50 years is 18250 days. First chance for this is February 9th 2079, when it will be 69420 days until 4/20/2269. It's in most of our lifetimes. Probably.
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The Ultimate Question 7 comments
somebodyiknow · 1 year ago
Exactly. I'm just quoting the book, by the way.
The Ultimate Question 7 comments
somebodyiknow · 1 year ago
The exact question is actually 6 x 9
This would be a great solution 4 comments
somebodyiknow · 1 year ago
Because I sincerely doubt that terraforming a new planet into being habitable and transporting 8 billion people there is easier than fixing the perfectly good planet we already live on. If habitating a new planet was more feasible, then sentimental reasons would be it, yeah.
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Wearing whatever you feel like 3 comments
somebodyiknow · 1 year ago
Apparently i'm 18 going on 50...
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Man baffles scientists 2 comments
somebodyiknow · 1 year ago
That "Two Wolves" thing always annoyed me, this new trend is absolute ambrosia to me
When I've got time 6 comments
somebodyiknow · 1 year ago
I've also got time
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Patrick should have seen this coming 3 comments
somebodyiknow · 1 year ago
2020 vision
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Nothing here. (91284930) 50 comments
somebodyiknow · 1 year ago
I commanded an army of legendary heroes fighting to the death over about 500 square feet of empty land in a slum
Patrick should have seen this coming 3 comments
somebodyiknow · 1 year ago
His life may be a joke, but it's the best joke I've ever heard!
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Amazing photo of annular solar eclipse over New Mexico 2 comments
somebodyiknow · 1 year ago
I know its late, but annular is not a typo. It means ring shaped.
Write a statement in the comments, others will try to change your mind. 3, 2, 1, GO! 34 comments
somebodyiknow · 1 year ago
I mean, I'm pretty sure other people can hear my name being called even if they don't respond to it.
Write a statement in the comments, others will try to change your mind. 3, 2, 1, GO! 34 comments
somebodyiknow · 1 year ago
Who says chili isn’t a breakfast food?
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Write a statement in the comments, others will try to change your mind. 3, 2, 1, GO! 34 comments
somebodyiknow · 1 year ago
Only if the bun is cut through the middle. A sandwich is food between two pieces of bread, and a hot dog bun is only one.
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Write a statement in the comments, others will try to change your mind. 3, 2, 1, GO! 34 comments
somebodyiknow · 1 year ago
How would the rudeness of a customer be determined? If it was just the workers who determine it, mean retail workers would probably start charging everyone extra for fun.
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Write a statement in the comments, others will try to change your mind. 3, 2, 1, GO! 34 comments
somebodyiknow · 1 year ago
1: Squiggles are curvy. Letters have a lot of sharp edges and cannot be classified as squiggles.
2: Hallucinations involve one or more of your senses. The imagination from reading is fully contained within the brain and does not quite count as hallucinating.
However, if you said reading is just staring at symbols and seeing/hearing things without seeing/hearing them, that would be completely accurate.
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Let's make it to Hot! 24 comments
somebodyiknow · 1 year ago
The ability to create one oxygen molecule 50 miles above the north pole once every 100 years
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Just had mine 4 comments
somebodyiknow · 1 year ago
She asked me out, cancelled first date plans 4 times in a row over a couple months, then ghosted me. I still have no clue what happened.
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Life pro tip 4 comments
somebodyiknow · 1 year ago
"Hey guys, welco-"
"It's just about finding that balance"
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Oh! Clever girl! 2 comments
somebodyiknow · 1 year ago
No matter how many times I see this I still crack up
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