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Waking up to ash and dust I wipe my ass I slap my nuts 5 comments
somebodyiknow · 2 weeks ago
Oh-Whoa
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Gamechanger 14 comments
somebodyiknow · 2 weeks ago
Okay, that fluffy thing in the bottom right is now named Copernicus.
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What's in a name? 8 comments
somebodyiknow · 3 weeks ago
This is my two-year-old daughter, Mother of Thousands.
*police sirens*
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Baths 1 comments
somebodyiknow · 6 weeks ago
Do not assault it until you attempt it*
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Not how you make a goddamn burritooooooooo 16 comments
somebodyiknow · 7 weeks ago
Moreos Guy 2, this time it's reasonable.
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Cat 17 comments
somebodyiknow · 8 weeks ago
A thousand thanks, kind sir.
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Wow, rude 4 comments
somebodyiknow · 9 weeks ago
Great, now I wanna hug the abyss repeatedly. Thanks.
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Don you hate when this happens 3 comments
somebodyiknow · 9 weeks ago
So when that bird was a kid, he was Ryan Gosling?
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colo 7 comments
somebodyiknow · 9 weeks ago
If I buy my dog a blue toy he'll suddenly gain the ability to speak?! Whoa!
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The pirates would have wanted it to turn out like this 4 comments
somebodyiknow · 10 weeks ago
She's speaking from experience
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Too early? 6 comments
somebodyiknow · 10 weeks ago
In this case, I'd say too late. Halloween was 4.4 months ago, and its 7.6 months away.
Good question 13 comments
somebodyiknow · 12 weeks ago
Update: These calculations are actually for how hard you'd have to slap an oven to cook a chicken. My bad.
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Last one... DEEEEP FRIEED CHICKEEEN 15 comments
somebodyiknow · 12 weeks ago
Ah, I see where I went wrong. I just used the energy used by an oven cooking a chicken as the energy required, but of course most of that energy is wasted. Thanks, I'll be more careful next time I find a stupid question to science.
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Last one... DEEEEP FRIEED CHICKEEEN 15 comments
somebodyiknow · 12 weeks ago
I love where this went.
By the way, where'd you find this particular speed? I'd be interested in seeing someone go through all the required aspects of physics to find an exact required velocity.
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The freaks come out at night 1 comments
somebodyiknow · 12 weeks ago
You've been spending too long on random haven't you, person reading this?
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Good question 13 comments
somebodyiknow · 13 weeks ago
The circle probably wouldn’t have an even distribution but if you rubbed all around the rubbing would. It would also cook your hand, but oh well.
Sorry for rambling
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Good question 13 comments
somebodyiknow · 13 weeks ago
Well, for one thing, the direct directional force of slapping is a kind of kinetic energy that does not get converted into thermal energy significantly, the previous amount is just the raw energy needed to cook a chicken and how fast your hand would have to be moving to have that energy. To actually cook it you would need to either need to rub it instead or slap it at an angle into something else to cause friction. The previous calculation also wasn’t taking into account putting your whole body into it, which would reduce the speed needed to 5.3% of the original. Each slap you spread it across would also reduce the speed required by a factor of the number of slaps eg: 3 slaps needs 1/3 speed for each. Though, the heat is going to be spread across both your hand and the chicken or chicken and the ground so that doubles it again.
In conclusion, either slap it around a very large circle with a 392000 m/s running start or rub it at 7400000 m/s, divided by number of seconds spent rubbing.
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Minne, keeper of the castle 4 comments
somebodyiknow · 13 weeks ago
Minnie is defending her castle from invaders.
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Good question 13 comments
somebodyiknow · 13 weeks ago
Fun fact: I can never do any physics assignments when I try to, but ask me some ridiculous question with little to no basis in reality and suddenly my brain goes into overdrive. This is a regular occurrence.
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Good question 13 comments
somebodyiknow · 13 weeks ago
I have done the math. You would have to slap it at about 3700000 m/s, or about 1% the speed of light, and that’s only if slapping things was the most efficient method of cooking ever. It would probably be more like 4% the speed of light
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Huh. 5 comments
somebodyiknow · 14 weeks ago
It's not just Portuguese. With varying degrees of severity, I have found dadadada bugs for Spanish, Bengali, Esperanto, Estonian, Filipino, Georgian, Gujarati, Hebrew, Hindi, Hmong, Javanese, Latvian, Lithuanian, Malay, Malayalam, Mongolian, Somali, and Tajik
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Huh. 5 comments
somebodyiknow · 14 weeks ago
at 107 it says 'a guest did not leave a comment for your stay' definitely hacked by a travel agency
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Huh. 5 comments
somebodyiknow · 14 weeks ago
Portuguese google translate is so broken. Once you get to 9 'da's you can keep adding 'da's and it changes the sentence.
31 das translates to 'the hostel is located in the center of the city' and 34 das is 'or take a taxi'
go do it yourselves I think a travel agency hacked google translate
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I'll have door number one please Bob 6 comments
somebodyiknow · 14 weeks ago
It is, look at her left hand
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Make it known I've lost count on what I have posted 3 comments
somebodyiknow · 15 weeks ago
Is... Is that a pun? F(ish w)ine?