Well then they wouldn’t be able to get up if they were on their sides....
MAKE A SPHERE OF TURTLES
no wait then it would be too heavy for the bottom turtle to move

Anyone else sing the last line?

You’re just not trying hard enough. Roll it up then pop it. I’ve done it.

Y’know, usually I just blow a bit of air through my nose, but this made me blow a lot of air through my nose

People will believe anything these days.

Can can can you can the can can

Why is this so relatable

This is like the fifth one I’ve completely bypassed by not having any friends

I thought it was STAND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEIIIIIIIIII

The grass on the right

You mean sHiE X8HCelf

Is worth two in the foot.

Are you kidding? I'd forget my birthday if someone else didn't tell me

IT TOOK ME 5 MINUTES TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THIS I AM AN IDIOT

My fictional crushes have a part of my mind in a straitjacket in a padded room saying "It could still happen"

Shirtless sleeves