The person who wrote this post is one person out of the 8 billion people on the planet, or about 0.000000000125% of the population, so either he doesn’t exist or is 80 million people.

If you scaled the stinger up to needle size it would still be sharper

What do you mean you have asthma, there’s plenty of air in here

... I just asked my mom who wears glasses how many fingers I was holding up with her glasses off.
She said eight. Unironically.
I was holding up one hand.

Well then they wouldn’t be able to get up if they were on their sides....
MAKE A SPHERE OF TURTLES
no wait then it would be too heavy for the bottom turtle to move

Anyone else sing the last line?

You’re just not trying hard enough. Roll it up then pop it. I’ve done it.

Y’know, usually I just blow a bit of air through my nose, but this made me blow a lot of air through my nose

People will believe anything these days.

Can can can you can the can can

Why is this so relatable

This is like the fifth one I’ve completely bypassed by not having any friends

I thought it was STAND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEIIIIIIIIII

The grass on the right