It’s a drawn penguin in the original.

Mini helicopter

Look up the paradox of tolerance. If you are tolerant without limit, intolerant people will take advantage of it. To be a truly tolerant society, it must be intolerant of intolerance.

Hit him so hard the entire world turned a bit blue

Irony: The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention
Iron-y: Containing noticeable amounts of iron.

Poor Moldy Wart

It already is

Don’t remember the exact name, but it’s along the lines of botnik predictive text live comedy, and its got 6 or so more things, including an x-files thing as great as this

Xvarnah, I watched that video at least 6 times and its still funny. Then I watched the 45 minute origin video of it. And then every single piece of comedy the creators of this have done. so thanks

Borker Saiyan

Have you learned how to achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows yet?

Once I fell into a girl and my shirt screamed like a gecko

Nope. It’s a real number, 6.69 10^529