She's speaking from experience

Update: These calculations are actually for how hard you'd have to slap an oven to cook a chicken. My bad.

Ah, I see where I went wrong. I just used the energy used by an oven cooking a chicken as the energy required, but of course most of that energy is wasted. Thanks, I'll be more careful next time I find a stupid question to science.

The circle probably wouldn’t have an even distribution but if you rubbed all around the rubbing would. It would also cook your hand, but oh well.
Sorry for rambling

Well, for one thing, the direct directional force of slapping is a kind of kinetic energy that does not get converted into thermal energy significantly, the previous amount is just the raw energy needed to cook a chicken and how fast your hand would have to be moving to have that energy. To actually cook it you would need to either need to rub it instead or slap it at an angle into something else to cause friction. The previous calculation also wasn’t taking into account putting your whole body into it, which would reduce the speed needed to 5.3% of the original. Each slap you spread it across would also reduce the speed required by a factor of the number of slaps eg: 3 slaps needs 1/3 speed for each. Though, the heat is going to be spread across both your hand and the chicken or chicken and the ground so that doubles it again.
In conclusion, either slap it around a very large circle with a 392000 m/s running start or rub it at 7400000 m/s, divided by number of seconds spent rubbing.

Minnie is defending her castle from invaders.

Fun fact: I can never do any physics assignments when I try to, but ask me some ridiculous question with little to no basis in reality and suddenly my brain goes into overdrive. This is a regular occurrence.

It's not just Portuguese. With varying degrees of severity, I have found dadadada bugs for Spanish, Bengali, Esperanto, Estonian, Filipino, Georgian, Gujarati, Hebrew, Hindi, Hmong, Javanese, Latvian, Lithuanian, Malay, Malayalam, Mongolian, Somali, and Tajik

at 107 it says 'a guest did not leave a comment for your stay' definitely hacked by a travel agency

It is, look at her left hand

How about "Y we r going to die: LSD"

It's a yellow traffic banana. It takes up about 20% of the picture how did you miss it.

8 things vegetables can't even think about.

Decomposed, duh.