Time just flies by 3 comments
somebodyiknow
· 4 years ago
We’re living in 2020 while this guy is also living in 2020, but 8 months later
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Some BodTea 7 comments
Languages 6 comments
somebodyiknow
· 4 years ago
90% of languages: ananas
english: (:
90% of languages: oh no
english: apple of the pine
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english: (:
90% of languages: oh no
english: apple of the pine
Mm nice 1 comments
somebodyiknow
· 4 years ago
Nope. 50 years is 18250 days. First chance for this is February 9th 2079, when it will be 69420 days until 4/20/2269. It's in most of our lifetimes. Probably.
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The Ultimate Question 7 comments
The Ultimate Question 7 comments
This would be a great solution 4 comments
somebodyiknow
· 5 years ago
Because I sincerely doubt that terraforming a new planet into being habitable and transporting 8 billion people there is easier than fixing the perfectly good planet we already live on. If habitating a new planet was more feasible, then sentimental reasons would be it, yeah.
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Wearing whatever you feel like 3 comments
Man baffles scientists 2 comments
somebodyiknow
· 5 years ago
That "Two Wolves" thing always annoyed me, this new trend is absolute ambrosia to me
Nothing here. (91284930) 50 comments
somebodyiknow
· 5 years ago
I commanded an army of legendary heroes fighting to the death over about 500 square feet of empty land in a slum
Patrick should have seen this coming 3 comments
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somebodyiknow
· 5 years ago
I mean, I'm pretty sure other people can hear my name being called even if they don't respond to it.
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somebodyiknow
· 5 years ago
Only if the bun is cut through the middle. A sandwich is food between two pieces of bread, and a hot dog bun is only one.
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somebodyiknow
· 5 years ago
How would the rudeness of a customer be determined? If it was just the workers who determine it, mean retail workers would probably start charging everyone extra for fun.
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somebodyiknow
· 5 years ago
1: Squiggles are curvy. Letters have a lot of sharp edges and cannot be classified as squiggles.
2: Hallucinations involve one or more of your senses. The imagination from reading is fully contained within the brain and does not quite count as hallucinating.
However, if you said reading is just staring at symbols and seeing/hearing things without seeing/hearing them, that would be completely accurate.
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2: Hallucinations involve one or more of your senses. The imagination from reading is fully contained within the brain and does not quite count as hallucinating.
However, if you said reading is just staring at symbols and seeing/hearing things without seeing/hearing them, that would be completely accurate.
Let's make it to Hot! 24 comments
somebodyiknow
· 5 years ago
The ability to create one oxygen molecule 50 miles above the north pole once every 100 years
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Just had mine 4 comments
somebodyiknow
· 5 years ago
She asked me out, cancelled first date plans 4 times in a row over a couple months, then ghosted me. I still have no clue what happened.
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Life pro tip 4 comments
Oh! Clever girl! 2 comments