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I AM AT MY WIT'S END HERE 67 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
The definition of kin is literally "one's relatives." And that is what merriam webster says. If you don't believe me her is a link https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/kin . I don't think believing you are an animal reincarnated is fine. Thinking you are an animal in a humans body, is weird and isn't normal.
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I AM AT MY WIT'S END HERE 67 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
It means family/relative. But it is now also used for what Serosenpai said.
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Beauty comes in of shames and sizes 2 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
I don't like french fries...
The first sentence explains it 80 comments
sortiack · 8 years ago
Maybe someones stalking you
President garrison 8 comments
sortiack · 8 years ago
And SNL. Basically every comedian ever
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Shots fired! 63 comments
sortiack · 8 years ago
This is amazing
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I prefer to go first, just to get it over with 4 comments
sortiack · 8 years ago
I love giving presentations, so when I had a good presentation I would volunteer to go first, so people who went after me wouldn't look as good.
It would be fun they said 11 comments
sortiack · 8 years ago
Nobody deserves that
LEMME TELL YALL RIGHT NOW!!! 18 comments
sortiack · 8 years ago
Same. Canada?
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Scottish twitter explains haircuts 7 comments
sortiack · 8 years ago
Don't judge me. I had just finished doing a lot of math homework and I was really tired.
Scottish twitter explains haircuts 7 comments
sortiack · 8 years ago
I don't get why they right in their accents. Why don't they just write in english and since it says Scottish in the title everyone would read it in a Scottish accent anyways.
Good news, everybody! 9 comments
sortiack · 8 years ago
Poorly Prepared Polar Bear. He's a meme
Sarcasm is my second main language. So yeah. 2 comments
sortiack · 8 years ago
I think you mean "When your sarcasm is so bad people think you're stupid." The only time people shouldn't understand your sarcasm is when they never understand sarcasm. If they can always understand it and they don't understand yours it means your sarcasm sucks.
medium 10 comments
sortiack · 8 years ago
Yeah I hate buying shoes. I'm a 12.5 but nobody sells shoes that are size 12.5. 12s are too small and 13s are a bit big and my feet slide a bit.
10/10 would watch 27 comments
sortiack · 8 years ago
A feminist is someone who supports equal rights. They are fighting for equal pay, equal rights, equal opportunities for men and women. It's called feminism because women have less power than men in most countries and aren't treated the same as men in all countries. A feminazi is someone who believes women are better than men, all men should die, hates men and thinks a man touching her shoulder to give her the $100 she dropped is rape. Two very different things. But because of people who aren't educated in this and believe everything they see on the internet, they assume all feminists are evil, which isn't true.
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medium 10 comments
sortiack · 8 years ago
I don't know where your family is buying there shirts, but literally every store I go into I'm a different size. Usually I'm a large, sometimes medium, sometimes xl, rarely small, and very rarely xl.
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Do what you can to impress her 4 comments
sortiack · 8 years ago
You can't be lonely when you have all those Shreks
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Do chill clowns even exist? 50 comments
sortiack · 8 years ago
No people have been killed by clowns. People have been chased and that made a lot of youtubers and shit chase people to try and scare them. And people have shot the clowns but the clowns haven't killed anyone.
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Apple event 2017 predictions 10 comments
sortiack · 8 years ago
The apple ones don't break in 3 months, but most other cheaper ones do.
Feel old? 25 comments
sortiack · 8 years ago
Are they tall?
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Only few will get it 19 comments
sortiack · 8 years ago
It's a joke. I put a smiley face next to it so you would realize it was a joke. And you said it's pronounced goff, which does sound like off.
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Only few will get it 19 comments
sortiack · 8 years ago
Fuck gogh :)
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Feel old? 25 comments
sortiack · 8 years ago
For the majority of students at least. There are some kids who would have been alive.
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Small pen*s rule 4 comments
sortiack · 8 years ago
This would work especially well with Donald Trump and to make sure he doesn't sue, say the character also has small hands.
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Small pen*s rule 4 comments
sortiack · 8 years ago
This is amazing
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