Does she look a bit like Hawk Girl from the Justice League of America, or am I crazy?

This is funny and creepy at the same time

Oh I know that feeing; let me set the stage for you:
It's past midnight. You've been punting for hours. You brew some coffee to keep you awake just long enough to finish the painting. You work for a fiew more hours between dipping your brushes and sips of coffee you finally finish.
You lean back in your chair and admire your work and take one last sip of coffee. But then, before you even taste the liquid you have just swallowed, your stomach drops, because you remember; you already finished your coffee.

I'll invite my bae to join me in my midnight full moon blood sacrifice ritual for satan. It'll be so romantic!

You don't know the pain until you wear black lipstick and try to do almost anything. Want to rub your lips together?- congrats you're not Marylyn manson's twin sister. But if you want to eat you're now goth penywise the she-clown.

And that's how girls look like a compleatlly different person with makeup

I was quiet as a kid, but now because I was shy, because I was watching. O_O. I loved mentally absorbing the world and people. But as I gathered enough information about my surroundings I decided I wanted to change my own life, thus I became a punk teenager.

I did a Christmas themed parody of Les Mis and it was called Les MiserELVES.

Please tell me she went to a sperm bank without you to let it be a surprise...?

ALL HAIL THE ALL MIGHTY GLOW CLOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is me when my friends fight

This is what I need to bring up when people say atheists are assholes without morals

I was Alison in a play of the breakfast club

How many dollies can little Susie get for a human soul?

I mean in 2010 it worked but now it's just forced. I mean you could have at least made the lower circular bend of the 5 wrap around the left lense, but no, you just had to look like an idiot

I think my sister learned how to drive from Hellen Keller

They already have an emoji for my heart though, it's called the space bar