soullesspegasus

soullesspegasus


That asshole.

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I DON'T GET ITTT 24 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
Somebody please explain this
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Brave woman 12 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
*waits for user named killer biscuits to arrive*
Highest paying job , minimum effort 11 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
Let's just take a moment to appreciate that this guy literally gets payed to give a fuck every few days and that's it.
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"earphones" - you the real mvp 3 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
If I'm wearing earbuds and I don't offer you one I don't like you, and I really wish some people would take that hint.
Maybe too dark for a christmas card 11 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
This is literally me every time somebody makes me hold a baby
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Not a problem for guys looking 44 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
*gets called "young man" in the supermarket*
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Impressive! 5 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
One more reason why iron maiden is boss
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Perfect response to being called ugly 3 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
This child is smarter than most "inspirational" celebritys whom preach about everybody being perfect. This kid knows what's really up, she knows what's really important; this little girl is the future.
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Lul. 9 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
Was it worth it? To get this pick, was it really worth it?
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Translating hieroglyphics 1 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
Me in math class
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I just wanted a yogurt but instead I got a mindf*ck 4 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
Update: it tastes like peach
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You Didn't Need A Book To Know That 1 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
I love the oatmeal
It's so cute! 20 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
Are you suggesting that pregnant guinea pigs migrate?
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I never knew this 20 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
My cousin threw some baby shoes over the wire in front of his house as a joke
The problems of a tea lover 16 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
Fifty shades of earl grey...
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This gingerbread house is going places 8 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
Not paradise falls... but places
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Problem? 7 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
I know morse code and some shorthand
The blackest material on earth 34 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
It matches my wardrobe... And my soul
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It's just a rock 51 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
But it's a lot to spend on something of its insignificant to your partner
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The tea man 10 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
But the mug says coffee *eye twitch*
It's just a rock 51 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
As I said above my god- parents have some beautiful wedding tattoos but they skipped the engagement ring because they decided they wanted to show their commitment on their skin for the rest of their lives so I guess there's more than one way to make a statement about commitment. A ring can be a sweet gesture but it can be a bad financial decision for some couples and there are other equally romantic alternatives.
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It's just a rock 51 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
I agree with @neon I personally don't care for the glitz and glam (same way I wouldn't want a giant expensive wedding, and also if I were to start a life with someone I'd rather not start it by being broke, like I said), I'd also be fine with no ring too. Plus I'm a bit of a tomboy I guess, I don't really wear jewelry anyway. And an object shouldn't really matter that much. It's all just jewelry companies trying to convince you you need a "symbol of your love" so they can sell you a ridiculously overpriced rock. (My god- parents have wedding tattoos of infinity symbols inscribed with the others name and the date they've been married for almost twenty years now, and I would consider a wedding tattoo too) if not diamonds, what would you guys want?
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It's just a rock 51 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
*jewelers (not jewelry sorry)
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It's just a rock 51 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
This is exactly why I think you should at least get a CZ ring if you insist on getting something so meaningless even though you can't afford a fancy ring. It's still a symbol of your love that will last forever and all that bullcrap (because scientifically speaking it's the exact same fucking thing and even most jewelry can't tell the difference these days) but at least you won't be starting your new life together broke.
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Expect the unexpected 5 comments
soullesspegasus · 9 years ago
But I didn't bring any yarn... Damn
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