Omg he winked!

These are really sad, but the policeman talking to the suicidal guy on the bridge actually convinced him to not jump after a 60-minute conversation.
The man is now married, and has two kids. He also presented an award from the American foundation for suicide prevention to Kevin Briggs, the officer who convinced him to not jump.
Just a little something to smile for after all those sad things :)

He left the past behind

Tangy original

Don't forget foreign people's karaoke versions!

Have I ever mentioned how much I love frogs?

omg there isn't a more accurate picture

These are all really cool

That face looks like its received its laughter capacity

Double holy? I respect that in some religions you wait until marriage but this is just fucking dumb. Nowhere does it say that it's a sin If you are married, but then again maybe it's a good thing they aren't reproducing.

This is the type of girl you bring home to meet your parents

Handsome squidward or voldemort with a nose

And some people are too lazy to even reach for the remote!

That's the best workforce I have ever seen

In a parallel universe....

I would kill for the name bacon

He is going to be fucked when it rains

You just got scienced

Is your grocery store by any chance located next to a power plant?

I'm getting real tired of your shit, Stan

No wonder she got arrested for indecency, they had no padding back then, her bathing suit is practically see-through